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HOW TO TURN A GUY DOWN:

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, i’d rather have the money

He: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
She: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

He: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
She: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.

He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

He: Didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice?
She: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice…

#notmyownwork

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